Jenson tried not to doze off, he really did, but the droning of professor Binns' voice combined with the unnaturally warm classroom was like the gentle hum of cicadas on a warm summer afternoon in the South-Eastern US. The fact that his seat was also situated in a beam of direct sunlight from the large, open window to his left...well that only exacerbated the problem.
To his right, Hermione seemed to be taking notes furiously, occasionally marking in the margins of her notes. Jenson noticed that her pen-quillmenship was extraordinary.
Behind him, he could hear Astrid fidgeting in her seat, occasionally mumbling (whether to herself or Teal, he did not know). He snuck a quick peek behind him and noticed that Teal was almost perfectly mirroring his posture - elbow to table, chin in hand, his quill held loosely in his other hand.
"...and, of course, itching powder has been illegal in Bulgaria ever since. Uric's journey then took him to..." Jenson caught from professor Binns, actually putting forth effort, momentarily, to listen in on the most boring lecture ever presented. Any excitement that Jenson would have normally felt from the novelty of all of this information was buried beneath the culmination of sleep-inducing factors inherent within the classroom and its phantom representative. Somehow, Hermione seemed completely impervious to the effects. A breeze floated in through the open window, tickling his face.
Beneath him, fields and trees passed by almost lazily. A gust of wind ruffled his suddenly longer hair and in his right hand, he held what looked to be a squat baseball bat. His blue and silver robes flapped around him as he grabbed his broom handle and gave it a swift tug up and to the left, flipping around and heading back towards the rest of the team.
"Jenson!" yelled Cho Chang, pointing behind him. He twisted and, spotting a very violent black ball rushing at his face, clobbered it with his bat. He watched it soar away even faster than it had come at him and narrowly missed Roger Davies.
"Jenson..." he heard his name repeated, quieter and with a slight hiss. But as he looked around, he could not find the source. Something grabbed his shoulder.
"Jenson!" Hermione whispered, shaking his shoulder.
Jenson jerked up in his seat, glancing about the room warily, as if it might suddenly disappear. He noticed that his cheek felt damp and that the lone paragraph on his History notes was slightly smeared and likewise damp. He looked at Hermione in confusion. In turn, she stared at him with annoyance.
Not only did you fall asleep, you started to snore... she wrote on an undampened corner of his parchment.
Sorry about that...how do you manage to stay awake? he wrote back. Between his voice and this sunbeam, it's like bathing in a tub of warm milk.
What?! she wrote before flashing him a look of disapproval.
Before he could respond, the bell rang to indicate the end of class and, while professor Binns continued to drone on, students began to slowly pack up, unsure whether they were allowed to leave or not. Hermione's hand shot up.
"Professor Binns."
Binns looked up, apparently startled that there was a room-full of people in front of him.
"Oh...yes Ms. Granger?"
"Do we have homework assigned for tonight?"
A chorus of groans erupted throughout the room, the very loudest coming from Astrid. Professor Binns stared for a moment before something like realization came to him.
"Ah, yes Ms. Granger. I had almost forgotten. I want you all to write 14 inches of parchment on the modification of Ulric's Wizard Zoning Edict and your thougts on the subject. And no, I do not want to read 'it was stupid,'" at which Astrid groaned again, "or any other such rubbish. Class is dismissed."
Hermione and, by association Jenson, recieved a plethera of dirty looks and severe irritation as the four first-year classes packed their things and shuffled past. Astrid, of course, was among them, but suprisingly, even Teal seemed agitated.
"Way to go Herman!" Astrid said with a slight scowl. "He was going to let the class off the hook, but you had to remind him to assign homework. Why in Merlin's saggy drawers would you ask him something like that?"
Hermione looked quite affronted.
"Because homework is an important part of the school curriculum! If he thought that the homework assignment wasn't important, then he would not have assigned one, regardless of my reminder. Right Jenson?" She turned to him, her face red in a mixture of irritation and, perhaps, embarrassment. Jenson put on his best poker face.
"I am not getting involved with this one...right Teal?" At this, Teal gave a brief nod, almost indiscernible.
Both girl's turned to him, each seeming ready to smite him, when inspiration struck him.
"Astrid! We have to run to potions or...uh...bye!" At this, he grabbed both Teal and Hermione by the arm and rushed them to the staircase.
"Jenson! I won't forget this! You owe me!"
"Oh dear lord..." Jenson thought to himself in despair...
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"Open your books to page 25 and read Arsenius Jigger's Introduction to Magical Drafts and Potions to yourself. There will be no need to speak," Professor Snape growled lightly. Although he spoke quite softly, no one in that dungeon classroom had trouble hearing him. On the tallish side, with a slight hunch, long, lanky black hair and a sinister, beak-like nose, Severus Snape was by far the most intimidating person Jenson had met at Hogwarts. Despite Hagrid's great size, he seemed to be quite a cheerful fellow. By comparison, Snape looked as if he could eat a human baby and ask for salt while doing so. The classroom itself, with various potion ingredients scattered about and pictures and diagrams of potions and their effects (Jenson assumed) papering the walls, was very intimidating and the presence of their stalking, bat-like professor silhouetted against the relative gloom of the dungeon did little to quell the inducement of panic attacks. However, Jenson did respect the authority and obvious expertise with which Professor Snape carried himself. While he waited for them to finish the reading, he stalked to and fro throughout the rooms, checking a number of spewing and bubbling cauldrons. Jenson finished reading ahead of the majority of the students, with the exception of Hermione (who had apparently already read the first several chapters and was now taking this opportunity to read even further ahead). Several other Ravenclaws finished soon after and a smattering of Hufflepuffs managed the same before Snape spoke again.
"There, I believe that you have had ample time. Now, where does the word 'potions" come from?"
Several Ravenclaw hands shot up, including Hermione's and Jenson's, as well as a scattered Hufflepuff here or there. Teal's hand remained down as he had not finished reading before Snape had begun his questioning. He seemed to be attmepting to continue reading without Snape noticing. Fortunately for him, Snape's eyes seemed to be very distracted by the number of hands raised.
"You there, the Ravenclaw with the glasses and quaffle-shaped cranium," he said, pointing to Jenson. Jenson did, indeed, have a very round head, so he could not fault him for pointing it out.
"David Shirey, sir. Er, 'potion' comes from the Latin word potio meaning 'drink' or 'beverage'...sir."
"Correct," Professor Snape said grudgeoningly. "Five points to Ravenclaw." He scanned the room again before pointing to a hufflepuff boy with straight, dirty blonde hair.
"Do all potions need to be drank to be effective?"
Hermione's hand shot up, even though she had not been called upon. Jenson had to restain himself from doing the same. He hating knowing the answer to something and waiting to hear someone say it. It felt like a waste of everybody's time. Especially since this boy did not appear to have a clue, even though his odds were 50/50 that he would be correct.
"Ernie MacMillan, sir. And...no, sir. They can be applied, like an ointment, right sir?"
Snape sighed as if Ernie had disappointed him greatly. Nevertheless, Jenson knew that he had answered correctly.
"Although you are technically correct, Mr. Macmillan, you obviously guessed at the answer. In the future, if you offer an answer in such a way, I will consider it wrong. And, depending on the potion, it can be drank, applied or even the very act of creating it can be a catalyst for its effect. Write this down, all of you!"
Jenson saw that this was going to be, perhaps, his most complex class of all...at least so far...
To his right, Hermione seemed to be taking notes furiously, occasionally marking in the margins of her notes. Jenson noticed that her pen-quillmenship was extraordinary.
Behind him, he could hear Astrid fidgeting in her seat, occasionally mumbling (whether to herself or Teal, he did not know). He snuck a quick peek behind him and noticed that Teal was almost perfectly mirroring his posture - elbow to table, chin in hand, his quill held loosely in his other hand.
"...and, of course, itching powder has been illegal in Bulgaria ever since. Uric's journey then took him to..." Jenson caught from professor Binns, actually putting forth effort, momentarily, to listen in on the most boring lecture ever presented. Any excitement that Jenson would have normally felt from the novelty of all of this information was buried beneath the culmination of sleep-inducing factors inherent within the classroom and its phantom representative. Somehow, Hermione seemed completely impervious to the effects. A breeze floated in through the open window, tickling his face.
Beneath him, fields and trees passed by almost lazily. A gust of wind ruffled his suddenly longer hair and in his right hand, he held what looked to be a squat baseball bat. His blue and silver robes flapped around him as he grabbed his broom handle and gave it a swift tug up and to the left, flipping around and heading back towards the rest of the team.
"Jenson!" yelled Cho Chang, pointing behind him. He twisted and, spotting a very violent black ball rushing at his face, clobbered it with his bat. He watched it soar away even faster than it had come at him and narrowly missed Roger Davies.
"Jenson..." he heard his name repeated, quieter and with a slight hiss. But as he looked around, he could not find the source. Something grabbed his shoulder.
"Jenson!" Hermione whispered, shaking his shoulder.
Jenson jerked up in his seat, glancing about the room warily, as if it might suddenly disappear. He noticed that his cheek felt damp and that the lone paragraph on his History notes was slightly smeared and likewise damp. He looked at Hermione in confusion. In turn, she stared at him with annoyance.
Not only did you fall asleep, you started to snore... she wrote on an undampened corner of his parchment.
Sorry about that...how do you manage to stay awake? he wrote back. Between his voice and this sunbeam, it's like bathing in a tub of warm milk.
What?! she wrote before flashing him a look of disapproval.
Before he could respond, the bell rang to indicate the end of class and, while professor Binns continued to drone on, students began to slowly pack up, unsure whether they were allowed to leave or not. Hermione's hand shot up.
"Professor Binns."
Binns looked up, apparently startled that there was a room-full of people in front of him.
"Oh...yes Ms. Granger?"
"Do we have homework assigned for tonight?"
A chorus of groans erupted throughout the room, the very loudest coming from Astrid. Professor Binns stared for a moment before something like realization came to him.
"Ah, yes Ms. Granger. I had almost forgotten. I want you all to write 14 inches of parchment on the modification of Ulric's Wizard Zoning Edict and your thougts on the subject. And no, I do not want to read 'it was stupid,'" at which Astrid groaned again, "or any other such rubbish. Class is dismissed."
Hermione and, by association Jenson, recieved a plethera of dirty looks and severe irritation as the four first-year classes packed their things and shuffled past. Astrid, of course, was among them, but suprisingly, even Teal seemed agitated.
"Way to go Herman!" Astrid said with a slight scowl. "He was going to let the class off the hook, but you had to remind him to assign homework. Why in Merlin's saggy drawers would you ask him something like that?"
Hermione looked quite affronted.
"Because homework is an important part of the school curriculum! If he thought that the homework assignment wasn't important, then he would not have assigned one, regardless of my reminder. Right Jenson?" She turned to him, her face red in a mixture of irritation and, perhaps, embarrassment. Jenson put on his best poker face.
"I am not getting involved with this one...right Teal?" At this, Teal gave a brief nod, almost indiscernible.
Both girl's turned to him, each seeming ready to smite him, when inspiration struck him.
"Astrid! We have to run to potions or...uh...bye!" At this, he grabbed both Teal and Hermione by the arm and rushed them to the staircase.
"Jenson! I won't forget this! You owe me!"
"Oh dear lord..." Jenson thought to himself in despair...
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"Open your books to page 25 and read Arsenius Jigger's Introduction to Magical Drafts and Potions to yourself. There will be no need to speak," Professor Snape growled lightly. Although he spoke quite softly, no one in that dungeon classroom had trouble hearing him. On the tallish side, with a slight hunch, long, lanky black hair and a sinister, beak-like nose, Severus Snape was by far the most intimidating person Jenson had met at Hogwarts. Despite Hagrid's great size, he seemed to be quite a cheerful fellow. By comparison, Snape looked as if he could eat a human baby and ask for salt while doing so. The classroom itself, with various potion ingredients scattered about and pictures and diagrams of potions and their effects (Jenson assumed) papering the walls, was very intimidating and the presence of their stalking, bat-like professor silhouetted against the relative gloom of the dungeon did little to quell the inducement of panic attacks. However, Jenson did respect the authority and obvious expertise with which Professor Snape carried himself. While he waited for them to finish the reading, he stalked to and fro throughout the rooms, checking a number of spewing and bubbling cauldrons. Jenson finished reading ahead of the majority of the students, with the exception of Hermione (who had apparently already read the first several chapters and was now taking this opportunity to read even further ahead). Several other Ravenclaws finished soon after and a smattering of Hufflepuffs managed the same before Snape spoke again.
"There, I believe that you have had ample time. Now, where does the word 'potions" come from?"
Several Ravenclaw hands shot up, including Hermione's and Jenson's, as well as a scattered Hufflepuff here or there. Teal's hand remained down as he had not finished reading before Snape had begun his questioning. He seemed to be attmepting to continue reading without Snape noticing. Fortunately for him, Snape's eyes seemed to be very distracted by the number of hands raised.
"You there, the Ravenclaw with the glasses and quaffle-shaped cranium," he said, pointing to Jenson. Jenson did, indeed, have a very round head, so he could not fault him for pointing it out.
"David Shirey, sir. Er, 'potion' comes from the Latin word potio meaning 'drink' or 'beverage'...sir."
"Correct," Professor Snape said grudgeoningly. "Five points to Ravenclaw." He scanned the room again before pointing to a hufflepuff boy with straight, dirty blonde hair.
"Do all potions need to be drank to be effective?"
Hermione's hand shot up, even though she had not been called upon. Jenson had to restain himself from doing the same. He hating knowing the answer to something and waiting to hear someone say it. It felt like a waste of everybody's time. Especially since this boy did not appear to have a clue, even though his odds were 50/50 that he would be correct.
"Ernie MacMillan, sir. And...no, sir. They can be applied, like an ointment, right sir?"
Snape sighed as if Ernie had disappointed him greatly. Nevertheless, Jenson knew that he had answered correctly.
"Although you are technically correct, Mr. Macmillan, you obviously guessed at the answer. In the future, if you offer an answer in such a way, I will consider it wrong. And, depending on the potion, it can be drank, applied or even the very act of creating it can be a catalyst for its effect. Write this down, all of you!"
Jenson saw that this was going to be, perhaps, his most complex class of all...at least so far...
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